LECHEROUS LIMERICKS:

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Bawdy Stories in Limericks Form

An Adult eBook

ALSO AVAILABLE IN PRINT. SEE BELOW

This is a 55-page collection of bawdy limericks, but in the unique format of raunchy stories. A limerick, of course, is a five-line verse (most often dirty) with a specific rhyming pattern and beat (meter). A limerick story is a longer tale, created by linking a sequence of the typical limerick five-liners. If you like a limerick, you'll love a limerick story!

Here is an example of a lewd limerick story from the Lecherous Limericks eBook:

GOOD GIRLS DON’T 

There are girls who will solemnly say,	
They’ve engaged in some heavy foreplay.
	This they’ll gladly confess,
	Though they’ll staunchly profess,
That they never would go all the way.

Curiosity it has been said,
Will lead these young girls into bed,	
	They’ll touch and they’ll stroke,
	They’ll prod and they’ll poke,
And even go down and give head.

They’ll roll and they’ll romp and they’ll suck,
And they’ll come more than once with good luck,
	They’ll let the right guy
	Chow down at the Y,
But you’d better not ask them to fuck.  
              						
Much like an old girlfriend of mine,
To finger and nibble was fine.
	I could suck on a breast,
	Could do most of the rest,
But at screwing she drew a hard line.

With this cute highschool girl they called Meg,		
I’d plead and I’d whine and I’d beg,			
	But the way that I came
	Was always the same,
I would end up just humping her leg.

YES, YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS NOT EROTIC POETRY. THESE LECHEROUS LIMERICKS ARE DIRTY POEMS!

A list of the limerick story titles hints at this fun collection of verse:

dirty LimericksThese include the best of the limerick stories that first appeared in the 1999 book, Limericks for Lechers which is now out of print. Some were revised and improved, and some newer originals added. The author, Robert W. Birch, also includes some of his own illustrations (nothing explicit). Bob promises that his limericks are better than his drawings!

Buy this 55 page collection as an eBook for the low price of only $4.95. It will come to you in .pdf format as an email attachment. Once downloaded onto your computer, a .pdf file can be opened with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader. If you need the Acrobat Reader program on your computer .pdf files, you can download the program FREE.

Buy Lecher's Limericks now for only $4.95, and of course there is no postage.

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LECHEROUS LIMERICKS, a 63-PAGE SPIRAL-BOUND BOOK CONTAINING AN ILLUSTRATED COLLECTION OF LIMERICKS STORIES. IF YOU LIKE LIMERICKS, YOU'LL LOVE THESE 31 LIMERICK STORIES! wHEN THE CLASSIC FIVE-LINE VERSES ARE TIED TOGETHER INTO A SEQUENCE, A LOT OF HUMOR CAN BE GENERATED.

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BUT WAIT! THE COLLECTION OF LIMERICKS STORIES HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO 38 STORIES WITH MORE ILLUSTRATIONS AND IS NOW AVAILABLE AS A 120-PAGE PAPERBACK BOOK

LIMERICKS STORYBOOK

Lewd Tales Told in Limerick Meter and Rhyme

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Get more stories and drawings in a better quality book for only $9.95 plus Priority Mail Postage. As with all poetry book purchases you will receive a complimentary ball point pen.

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AND ONE MORE COLLECTION OF LIMERICKS

BEST LIMERICKS FOR LECHERS IS A 47-PAGE SPIRAL-BOUND BOOK CONTAINING 235 LIMERICK VERSES. THESE WERE PICKED AS THE BEST OUT OF LIMERICKS FOR LECHERS, A BOOK NOW OUT-OF-PRINT. IN ADDITION, A COUPLE DOZEN NEW ONES WERE ADDED.

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THERE WAS AN OLD LADY NAMED HINKLE, another bawdy collection of limericks as an eBook (.pdf file email attachment). This collection of limericks and limerick stories will print out to 42 fun pages, and you pay only $4.95. For more information and to order, go here.

If you like naughty poetry and raunchy limericks, you have to read . . .

BAWDY BALLADS & LECHEROUS LIMERICKS

. . . great companion to the "AND THAT IS THAT" raunchy collection
. . . but you must be an adult,
and you must not pee when you laugh.

Learn more about this naughty but playful book

erotic poetry  AND THAT IS THAT: A Book of Dirty Rotten Verse

  • Definitely an ADULTS ONLY collection of explicit humor in both rhyme and free verse.
  • This book goes beyond erotic . . . it is just plain dirty.
  • Printed on demand, spiral bound and sold at a very low price.
  • It is also available as a chap book at an even lower price.

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