FRIGHTENING FREEBIES
TWILIGHT TEASERS
A Halloween Special Offer
Ends October 31, 2009
As a Halloween special offer, we will send you a free copy of a short collection of scary poems for only the cost of postage and handling.
- Six rhyming poems
- Presented in a chapbook format
- Scary poems - Rated PG-13
- Offer good only in the United States
- Mailed by First Class Mail
- Order must be placed by an adult
No aliens were harmed in any way during the writing of this collection of scary poems.
Apologies are offered to a very sweet lady from outer space, and regrets are expressed for the teasing she received during her visit to earth.
Any resemblance to spirits, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
To learn about an adult Sci Fi erotic stort story and to discover why a sexy space traveler had a vibrator in her ear, go here.